Matt’s Top Ten Girls


Number 1, by far…my nickname for her is “The Hotness.” I picked this picture so that no one in their right mind could argue that she is the hotness. Look at the hotness…stare at the hotness…touch the hotness…



You had to know a wrestling chick would be on here…Well here she is, and she is fucking beautiful. Trish Stratus makes me as a wrestling fan happy, because plenty of guys who hate wrestling I can call gay if they don’t like her. Look at her! You don’t like her? GAY!



Megan Fox: She isn’t that famous, but she’s hot…and that’s all that matters. She puts lots of other girls to shame.



An old buddy of mine and I picked her out when she was in Idle Hands, then back-tracked to flipper just to see her. She’s a keeper for the ages. The first Maxim I ever purchased was her on the cover, October 2004.


It won’t surprise me if you don’t know who this is. Her name is Alicia Witt.



Eliza Dushku, I got to see her on the big screen in Bring It On, and I was never the same.



She’s new to my list, but come on look at her…Amanda Bynes…look at the hotness. I have good taste.



It maybe the way she dresses, but Scarlett Johansson is so friggin hot.


I have the biggest crush on Kirsten…not because she’s hot (which she is) but she seems like an awesome chick. She has charisma.


Finally, Brooke Hogan!! That’s right God (Hulk Hogan) has a daughter…and she’s magnificent! What kind of girl would you expect to rise from the gene pool of God himself!?

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