List of Things for a Perfect Movie (Ongoing)
- Explosions
- Hulk Hogan
- Bad Guy with an Accent
- A Guido
- A Really Cool Car
- Gory Death(s)
- Hot Chick (w/tits)
- Hot Chick(s) having sex (w/tits)
- Uncomfortable and inappropriate Joke(s)
- A Monster
- A Good Song – I only need one well-placed song


